Friday, January 07, 2005

Thank You, Visitor

Insect bombing your apartment? Need a break from your boyfriend? Just looking for a change of scenery? Come stay with us!

My good friend Josh is visiting New York and Mark and I had the privelage of hosting him in our apartment for two short nights. He was our first house guest in our new home. Thanks to him:
--The toilet is clean.
--We no longer need to dust off our feet before climbing into bed.
--The 3200 pairs of shoes that had infiltrated our hallway found their way back home.
--The suitcase used over our vacation followed them.
--Mark and I both got up at the same time every morning and only pressed snooze once.
--Mark went to the gym two mornings in a row.

If you are not more than 1.5 feet wide and 7 feet long, please come visit. We need you.